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Giles
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Well we've done the top tips thread so lets start with the expletives and their usage.
A word or saying a day per member working through the alphabet.
A starter for 'A'
Archaeologist: noun A curious gentleman with a preferance for poking his tool about in historical trenches belonging to women of a certain age. One who is not adverse to meeting the acestors. A biddy fiddler.
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Giles
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"B"
badly-packed Kebab n. An untidy minge that only starts to look appetising after 10 pints of Stella. A butchers window, a ripped sofa.
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marcelxl
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clown's pocket sim.
To describe the bigger, baggier and perhaps yellow and red checkered vagina. As in "She had a fanny like a clown's pocket".
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One of WKD's top tips. 
'D'
Desktop Dusting n. A fellows daily ritual of deleting the numerous male interest images and thirty second video clips from his desktop, recent documents and internet history folders, thus leaving his computer as clean as a gay bloke's flat.
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Dracula's tea bags n.
Tampons; jamrags; cotton mice.
See also "chufty plugs"
Sorry, we`re on `E` now,eh!
End of that bottle of HP, well that's the
exclam.
Phrase to be used following the production of an exceptionally squirty-sounding Heart to Heart, that may or may not have resulted in a follow through. So called from its audible resemblance to the noises made by the final dregs of a heavily-depleted sauce bottle being squeezed over a cholesterol special.
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SWEET 
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