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Lonely hearts ads - what they really mean

 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:11 pm    Post subject: Lonely hearts ads - what they really mean Reply with quote
Adventurous = likes anal
Athletic = no tits
30 something = 41
Fun = annoying
Wild = gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes = face like a robbers dog
Seeks knight in shining armour = husband has fucked off with younger model
New age = hairy with a smelly fanny
Headstrong = argumentative
Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alcoholic
Curvy = fat cunt
Cuddly = fat cunt
Likes eating out = lazy fat cunt


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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