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marcelxl
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:22 pm    Post subject: Draw your own conclusions! Reply with quote

Not one of mine, saw it on another site................made me think!

The Bird Feeder




I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my tree and filled it lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.


But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the fence, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the bird sh*t. It was everywhere; on the patio, the chairs, the table ...

everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned nasty. They would dive bomb me and try to

peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.


And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night

and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.


After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own patio anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the place.


Soon, the back garden was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their

rights to a free meal.

Now let's see ....

Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free

education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.


Then the illegals came by the millions. Suddenly

our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 or more families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen

by a doctor in accident & emergency because it is filled with illegals; your child's year 3 class is

behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.


Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other

than 'The Union Jack' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding

more rights and free liberties.


Its just my opinion but:

maybe, just maybe,

it's time for the government

to take down the d**n bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,

continue cleaning up the sh*t!
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Giles
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love the government I do!

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Back Bench
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damo
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps we can keep on filling the feeder with food, but crap food thats been brought with the money thats left once we have got everthing we need. See how many birds come then.

Thats what Pierre and Hans have done who live next door. The birds don't seem to shit in their garden quite as much.
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